Description: I've got a naughty little secret to share, my darlings. I recently got my hands on a tantalizingly realistic dildo and let me tell ya, when I put on my silk lingerie and stockings and rode that bad boy, it was an experience like no other. I felt like a goddess, like I could conquer the world. And that's exactly what we're gonna do, my fellow cock-lovers. Hold your GME stonk with diamond hands and ride that ass to the moon. Let's make some sweet, sweet gains together
